Dearest Gordon Hayward,
Loved your baller skills and
fell in love. One problem.
Your face looks like a child's
face. Time for you to grow
up.
love,
spectator
Dear DE DE,
You two are super hilarious.
Just lay of the drugs.
-the girl upfront
Dear Green,
Congrats on your engagement.
I hope this won't prevent you
from having chats. I'm okay
if you still remain faceless.
love,
normal clothes
Dear Men who work at Apple,
I've never seen so many
men with nose piercings.
Or weird men for that matter.
But you are professional enough
-apple consumer
Dear Utah Jazz Fans{mainly men},
Thank you for not spilling your
horrid drinks on me.
-paranoid
Loved your baller skills and
fell in love. One problem.
Your face looks like a child's
face. Time for you to grow
up.
love,
spectator
Dear DE DE,
You two are super hilarious.
Just lay of the drugs.
-the girl upfront
Dear Green,
Congrats on your engagement.
I hope this won't prevent you
from having chats. I'm okay
if you still remain faceless.
love,
normal clothes
Dear Men who work at Apple,
I've never seen so many
men with nose piercings.
Or weird men for that matter.
But you are professional enough
-apple consumer
Dear Utah Jazz Fans{mainly men},
Thank you for not spilling your
horrid drinks on me.
-paranoid
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